youknowyouwantsit:

adirtylilsecret:

youknowyouwantsit:

adirtylilsecret:

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Craig Craig Craig, My Baby Daddy Craig!

Just stop it…the boy is MINEEEEEE

Girl bye….. This ain’t no Monica and Brandy duet lol we both know the truth!

youknowyouwantsit:

adirtylilsecret:

youknowyouwantsit:

adirtylilsecret:

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Craig Craig Craig, My Baby Daddy Craig!

Just stop it…the boy is MINEEEEEE

Girl bye….. This ain’t no Monica and Brandy duet lol we both know the truth!

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escapedgoat:

damseling:

yunglettucelord:

damseling:

TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is Dean Saxton, he attends the University of Arizona and goes by the name of “Brother Dean Samuel”  That’s also him with the racist ass “Ghettopoly”

Per the comment on Buzzfeed

“I can’t wait till he graduates college and a future employer finds all this crap. No one’s going to want to take on this sexual harassment/racist liability. I say we KEEP publishing this stuff, KEEP his name out there, and ensure he dies in a gutter with only his disgusting sign to keep him warm.”

What better place to put it than tumblr?

Please reblog

Maybe we can make this the new “Mitt Romney sucks pass it on”

I don’t know how i feel about this, obviously rape is horrible and can ruin people’s lives and racism is no good, but do these people really deserve to have their lives ruined because of what they said/pictures? Somebody should just beat them up blah blah blah

YES, THEY DO DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR LIVES RUINED BUT YR THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO BE BEAT UP RUTHLESSLY BRO

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

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angrybrownbaby:

frank-e-fighting-words:


AMBER ALERT: Police have issued an Amber Alert for Bryeon Hunter, a 1-year-old boy taken from 6th and Main in Maywood.
The child was apparently taken by three male Hispanics.
The African-American boy is two feet tall and 30 pounds. He was wearing a two-tone, blue stripe long-sleeved shirt, jeans, and brown Nike boots.
MAYWOOD IS A SUBURB IN ILLINOIS. PLEASE REBLOG IN CASE YOU HAVE FOLLOWERS FROM OR AROUND THIS AREA. 

What date was this child taken? Today?

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/375686/3/AMBER-Alert-issued-for-boy-taken-from-Chicago-area
According to this, the alert was issued today but was taken on Tuesday.

angrybrownbaby:

frank-e-fighting-words:

AMBER ALERT: Police have issued an Amber Alert for Bryeon Hunter, a 1-year-old boy taken from 6th and Main in Maywood.

The child was apparently taken by three male Hispanics.

The African-American boy is two feet tall and 30 pounds. He was wearing a two-tone, blue stripe long-sleeved shirt, jeans, and brown Nike boots.

MAYWOOD IS A SUBURB IN ILLINOIS. PLEASE REBLOG IN CASE YOU HAVE FOLLOWERS FROM OR AROUND THIS AREA. 

What date was this child taken? Today?

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/375686/3/AMBER-Alert-issued-for-boy-taken-from-Chicago-area

According to this, the alert was issued today but was taken on Tuesday.

(Source: greatestview)

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brokeymcpoverty:

stankdiesel:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

i mean i just have to wonder what kind of person does something like this. like what is wrong with people?

i wasn’t finna believe any of this til i saw the ‘snopes confirms’ at the bottom.

brokeymcpoverty:

stankdiesel:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

i mean i just have to wonder what kind of person does something like this. like what is wrong with people?

i wasn’t finna believe any of this til i saw the ‘snopes confirms’ at the bottom.

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canikon-bokeh:

yokhakidfiasco:

pumpumreligion:

You share pics of angry cats share this too!

Signal boost to my south florida followers

oh my god!

canikon-bokeh:

yokhakidfiasco:

pumpumreligion:

You share pics of angry cats share this too!

Signal boost to my south florida followers

oh my god!

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luvvdivine:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE STRAWBERRIES TRYING TO CONQUER YOUR HOUSE? TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP, BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY PIE!I’M A LAZY SHIT RIGHT NOW, SO JUST FUCKING GRAB A PRE-BAKED PIE CRUST FROM THE STORE! OR MAYBE YOU’RE TOO METAL FOR THAT, THEN YOU CAN FUCK EVERYONE AND MAKE A GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST FROM THIS RECIPE. WHATEVERTHEFUCK YOU WANT TAKE 2 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES AND THROW THEM AT YOUR KNIFE COLLECTION UNTIL THEY ARE PERFECTLY SLICED. PRACTICE YOUR NON-EUCLIDIAN GEOMETRY, THEN PUNCH A VAMPIRE IN THE FACE AND BUTTERFLY KICK THEM INTO THE PIE CRUSTTEACH SOME ORPHANED GOLDFISH HOW TO PLAY SOCCER, THEN KICK ANOTHER 2 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES INTO A FINE PASTE. THE JUICES SHOULD REMIND YOU OF PAST BATTLES AND THE TORN FLESH OF YOUR ENEMIES. SMELLS LIKE SWEET VICTORY. BREAK INTO A STARBUCKS AND RETRIEVE ALL THE SUGAR PACKETS, OR QUEST INTO THE WILD UNKNOWNS OF YOUR CUPBOARDS TO FIND SOME. SWEET-TALK 1 CUP OF SUGAR INTO JOINING IN HOLY MATRIMONY WITH YOUR STRAWBERRY MASH, THEN UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMP THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER INTO A SAUCEPAN.
IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT AND STEAMY UP IN HERE!TELL THEM IT’S THEIR HONEYMOON AS YOU FLICK THE HEAT UP TO ‘MEDIUM’ AND STIR SLOWLY. WATCH AS THE SUGAR AND FRUIT FLESH DISSOLVES UNDER CONSTANT WAVES OF RISING TEMPERATURES. SMIRK AT THE INEVITABLE DOOM. WHEN IT STARTS BOILING AND FLINGING BITS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, TURN THE HEAT DOWN TO ‘LOW’ AND TURN YOUR ATTENTIONS ELSEWHERE. GET OUT YOUR RITUAL SKULL, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO MIX TOGETHER 3 TABLESPOONS OF CORN STARCH AND ¾ CUPS OF WATER! USING TWO HANDS LIKE A TALENTED MOTHERFUCKER, STIR THE STRAWBERRIES WHILE YOU ADD YOUR DAMN CORNSTARCH WATER. HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSHOLE, BECAUSE THIS REQUIRES PATIENCE! THE ‘ADDING’ PROCESS SHOULD TAKE NO LESS THAN 1 MINUTE! DROP SOME IN, STIR, REPEAT. NONE OF THIS DUMPING SHIT. AFTER IT’S ALL SWIRLED TOGETHER AND SMELLING LIKE HEAVEN JUST SQUATTED IN YOUR KITCHEN AND RUBBED ITSELF ALL OVER YOUR FACE, COVER THE FUCKING POT AND LET IT SIT FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES ON LOW HEAT. GO WRITE SOME EXPLICIT FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND THAT PIE MAKER WHILE YOU WAIT. GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL MACHINE! FUCK!AFTER YOUR TIMER HAS A HEART ATTACK, POUR YOUR STRAWBERRY SAUCE ALL OVER THOSE SLICED ASSHOLES STILL CHILLING IN THE PIE CRUST LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG IN THE WORLD. PROVE THEM WRONG AND SHOVE THEM IN THE FRIDGE FOR 3 HOURS! COMPLETE ISOLATION, THEY’LL NEVER BE THE SAME!IF YOU WANT TO BE A FANCY MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD EXTRA STRAWBERRIES ON TOP, AND SERVE WITH WHIPPED TOPPING.

Best. recipe. ever.

luvvdivine:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE STRAWBERRIES TRYING TO CONQUER YOUR HOUSE? TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP, BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY PIE!

I’M A LAZY SHIT RIGHT NOW, SO JUST FUCKING GRAB A PRE-BAKED PIE CRUST FROM THE STORE! OR MAYBE YOU’RE TOO METAL FOR THAT, THEN YOU CAN FUCK EVERYONE AND MAKE A GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST FROM THIS RECIPE.
WHATEVERTHEFUCK YOU WANT

TAKE 2 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES AND THROW THEM AT YOUR KNIFE COLLECTION UNTIL THEY ARE PERFECTLY SLICED. PRACTICE YOUR NON-EUCLIDIAN GEOMETRY, THEN PUNCH A VAMPIRE IN THE FACE AND BUTTERFLY KICK THEM INTO THE PIE CRUSTimage

TEACH SOME ORPHANED GOLDFISH HOW TO PLAY SOCCER, THEN KICK ANOTHER 2 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES INTO A FINE PASTE. THE JUICES SHOULD REMIND YOU OF PAST BATTLES AND THE TORN FLESH OF YOUR ENEMIES.
SMELLS LIKE SWEET VICTORY.

BREAK INTO A STARBUCKS AND RETRIEVE ALL THE SUGAR PACKETS, OR QUEST INTO THE WILD UNKNOWNS OF YOUR CUPBOARDS TO FIND SOME. SWEET-TALK 1 CUP OF SUGAR INTO JOINING IN HOLY MATRIMONY WITH YOUR STRAWBERRY MASH, THEN UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMP THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER INTO A SAUCEPAN.


IT’S ABOUT TO GET HOT AND STEAMY UP IN HERE!
TELL THEM IT’S THEIR HONEYMOON AS YOU FLICK THE HEAT UP TO ‘MEDIUM’ AND STIR SLOWLY. WATCH AS THE SUGAR AND FRUIT FLESH DISSOLVES UNDER CONSTANT WAVES OF RISING TEMPERATURES. SMIRK AT THE INEVITABLE DOOM.

WHEN IT STARTS BOILING AND FLINGING BITS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, TURN THE HEAT DOWN TO ‘LOW’ AND TURN YOUR ATTENTIONS ELSEWHERE.

GET OUT YOUR RITUAL SKULL, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO MIX TOGETHER 3 TABLESPOONS OF CORN STARCH AND ¾ CUPS OF WATER!

USING TWO HANDS LIKE A TALENTED MOTHERFUCKER, STIR THE STRAWBERRIES WHILE YOU ADD YOUR DAMN CORNSTARCH WATER. HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSHOLE, BECAUSE THIS REQUIRES PATIENCE!
THE ‘ADDING’ PROCESS SHOULD TAKE NO LESS THAN 1 MINUTE! DROP SOME IN, STIR, REPEAT. NONE OF THIS DUMPING SHIT. image

AFTER IT’S ALL SWIRLED TOGETHER AND SMELLING LIKE HEAVEN JUST SQUATTED IN YOUR KITCHEN AND RUBBED ITSELF ALL OVER YOUR FACE, COVER THE FUCKING POT AND LET IT SIT FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES ON LOW HEAT.

GO WRITE SOME EXPLICIT FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND THAT PIE MAKER WHILE YOU WAIT. GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL MACHINE! FUCK!

AFTER YOUR TIMER HAS A HEART ATTACK, POUR YOUR STRAWBERRY SAUCE ALL OVER THOSE SLICED ASSHOLES STILL CHILLING IN THE PIE CRUST LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG IN THE WORLD.
PROVE THEM WRONG AND SHOVE THEM IN THE FRIDGE FOR 3 HOURS! COMPLETE ISOLATION, THEY’LL NEVER BE THE SAME!

IF YOU WANT TO BE A FANCY MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD EXTRA STRAWBERRIES ON TOP, AND SERVE WITH WHIPPED TOPPING.

Best. recipe. ever.

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I think what I want more than anything is for someone to understand me. To understand where I’m coming from, where I’m trying to go and to believe that I can do it. 

blackheartedlove:

David Kato was murdered for his work fighting against Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” bill. Help remind the world of his incredible legacy and SHARE this image now — your wall, your friends’ walls, your profile picture. Remember David Kato.

blackheartedlove:

David Kato was murdered for his work fighting against Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” bill. Help remind the world of his incredible legacy and SHARE this image now — your wall, your friends’ walls, your profile picture. Remember David Kato.

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vandalyzm:

rezipyrope:

rezipyrope:

I have a lot of followers from the Philly area, please reblog!

here’s what she looks like


Signal Boost.  Lets get her home.

vandalyzm:

rezipyrope:

rezipyrope:

I have a lot of followers from the Philly area, please reblog!

here’s what she looks like

image

Signal Boost.  Lets get her home.

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